![]() Apparently they're big on using the "true names" of things. THEO How do you think I got through college? LEONA How many shirt buttons did she have open? LEONA Where were you during the interview? LEONA I worked with a guy who narrated once. THEO So team E-O made their way to the lair of the cultists. But I think you got your first headline right there. THEO Sorry, I'm just trying to make sure I get my facts straight. SELENA Yes - are you-? Um, is there another reporter I can talk to? SOUND TISSUE BOX GRABBED AND MOVED, TISSUE PULLED SELENA Yes, but - there's a life at stake. LEONA I've been in the biz for 20 years and I've been teamed up 73 times. THEO You make that sound like a bad thing. THEO You mean the comb-over and five o'clock shadow? The mole? The flabby man-boobs? THEO He looks just like any other big newspaper editor. Have fun.ĬHIEF Yeah, Sergei? Oh yeah, that sounds real nice. I've got a sauna and massage, followed by a mani-pedi at noon, so let's get you moving- I have an informant in room 3. THEO No! no - let me explain! I understand completely - to be able to print the hard cold truth about the really controversial topics, like UFOs and the paranormal, you have to fill in the bulk of the magazine with implausibilities, just so that the real truth only reaches the people who already understand!ĬHIEF Anyway. THEO Well, I've followed the World Bugle for years - and I do realize that a lot of the material in here is puff - or straight out made up stuff. THEO This newspaper brings the most cutting edge stories to life every week! Look, Theo, my family has run this magazine for three generations. You're the E-O team now - no, no - even better - Team E-O.ĬHIEF All business, eh, doll? Right, then. THEO So, what are we going to be working on-?ĬHIEF Theo. Ok, Theo Walsh with a journalism degree from West Podunk Community College, meet Leona Pope - she'll keep you from hurting yourself or making the Bugle liable. How about we give you a nickname - Flash! No, that doesn’t work with Walsh. Right, Theo - Theo.ĬHIEF You don't sound all that sure. THEO Um - yeah, I'm so excited to have this chance to-ĬHIEF Save it. THEO Hey! I'm super excited to have this chance to. REPORTER DAVE How do you know the post-it was placed on your fridge by aliens? REPORTER RANDY Do you have any pictures? Was the alien wearing the leather bunny suit while it was impregnating you? REPORTER WES Right, I got that, but the beans - you have to eat them raw for the diet to work? Isn't that kind of crunchy? REPORTER BRYAN We can't do anything about that unless Elvis actually spoke to you. OLIVIA Did you have any trouble finding it? What do you mean, what kind of a place is it? Why, it's a bullpen, can't you tell? This is where the news happens. What kind of a place is it? Why it's a bullpen - this is where the NEWS happens. Theo Walsh - Henry Mark Leona Pope - Robyn Keyes Selena Hempstead - Karena Fredrick Chief - Julie Hoverson Child - Chandra Wade Truth - Melissa Pang Justice - Jerry Bennett Hygiene - Gwendolyn Gieseke-Woodard Bruce, the Bounty Hunter - Joel Harvey Sidekick - Reynaud Leboeuf Awesome Guest appearance by Bryan, Dave, Wes, and Uncle Randy of Drunken Zombie Podcast as the other reporters!!!Įpisode Music: Josh Woodward ( 19 Nocturne theme - Kevin MacLeod ( ) Recorded with the assistance of Ryan Hirst of Neohoodoo Studio Editing and Sound: Julie Hoverson Rookie newshound Theo Walsh is sent on his first job for the World Bugle (provider of hard-hitting news about Elvis, aliens, and the paranormal) Oh, my!
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